When the Dumb Bunnies finally got to town, they had a marvelous time.
They went ice-skating at the lake.
They bowled a home run at the public library.
And they had a nice picnic lunch at the car wash.
Meanwhile, back at the Dumb Bunnies’ house, a little girl came skipping up the sidewalk. The little girl had very white skin. Her skin was as white as snow. In fact, her skin was so snowy white that everybody called her...
...little red Goldilocks. (although nobody was quite sure why.) Little red Goldilocks broke into the Dumb Bunnies’ house and made herself right at home.
“Somebody's been sleeping in my porridge,” said Poppa Bunny.
“Somebody's been eating my bed,” said Momma Bunny. “And somebody's been using my pimple cream,” cried Baby Bunny.
Suddenly, the Dumb Bunnies saw the intruder. “My name is little red Goldilocks,” she said. “I have beautiful golden locks!” “Duh, yeah,” said Poppa Bunny, “and you have yellow hair, too.”
The dumb bunnies loved Little Red Goldilocks. Poppa bunny loved her so much, he danced a merry dance.
Momma bunny loved her so much, she sang a merry song. And baby bunny loved her so much...
...he flushed her down the merry toilet.
“That's my boy!” said Poppa Bunny.
Finally, the Dumb Bunnies returned to their porridge, which by now was just the right temperature.
So they poured it on their heads......and lived happily ever after.